Updates from Jenny's Juice Plus Farce

Reminder: "Jenny" is a fictional name for a Juice Plus (JP) peddler who is ironically obese yet sells health products as if they are wonder products. She is a 21st century snake oil saleswoman. All efforts are made to keep her real identity anonymous.

So, it's been a while since my  last post, what has Jenny been up to?

The short answer is just "the usual". Spamming recruitment and sales posts. New "team" members? Zero. Sales? Two. Fantastic results for a sure-fire-way-to-make-money business.

Since my last post that exposed Jenny's incident with advertising standards, she has actually launched a new promotion: buy a JP product from her in December and you enter a draw to win £100. Wowee! It appears that nobody was tempted by this deal, so after a couple of posts about it Jenny has swept this promotion under the rug.

A post she made today spurred me on to type this one up. It's nothing different, it's yet another recruitment pitch that exposes JP for the pyramid scheme that it is.

You'd think the penny would drop for Jenny but... no. She has either deluded herself into believing the rubbish shovelled up by JP or she genuinely does not have the intelligence to figure out why this is a scam.

Just because your friends may get fed up of seeing your spam doesn't mean that they are bad people; it means that they have got fed up seeing you, their friend, gullibly fall for what is nothing more than a scam. That's not their issue, it's yours.

Furthermore, again, as I've said before, the international aspect of JP is meaningless. A customer in Canada is going to buy from a distributor in Canada; they are not going to think "hmm, I know someone in the UK who sells this stuff, I'll buy it from them!"

The haters don't pay your wages, sure, but your employer - JP - pays a ridiculous rate based on your commission and recruitment figures. That's why it's so important for you to recruit people; it's about their sales from membership subscriptions and commission, not because they want the average person on the street to get rich. The "haters" are just normal people who can see a scam for what it is.

Finally, it's not negativity from stopping people joining JP. It's reality. In reality, JP is a scam. In reality, business is not a big yay-lets-hug-each-other-and-make-a-big-club-where-everyone-in-it-makes-cash. The dream business environment is domination of the market with a never-ending demand for your product, which is completely against the JP model of saturating the market with distributors which in turn reduces demand and customers at the same time.

Since the last post, Jenny's Facebook count is down to 543. I'm amazed that still, in December, there is a steady decline in her group numbers. I always think that we've reached the bedrock of people who are friends, family or oblivious to being members. But the counter still goes down.